Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Zatanna Cosplay By Vasileiell

 



 

What Are The Odds?

 
A 21-year-old Australian tradesman has been bitten by a venomous spider on the penis for a second time.
 
The man was using a portable toilet on a Sydney building site on Tuesday, when he suffered a repeat of the incident five months ago.

Jordan, who preferred not to reveal his surname, said he was bitten on "pretty much the same spot" by the spider.

"I'm the most unlucky guy in the country at the moment," he told the BBC.

"I was sitting on the toilet doing my business and just felt the sting that I felt the first time.
"I was like 'I can't believe it's happened again.' I looked down and I've seen a few little legs come from around the rim."


I love how at first everyone is concerned for this poor guy but after he is bitten a SECOND time their compassion suddenly runs out. Now it's a joke. Okay, it IS pretty funny.

 

Just Glorious




Now that is an icing covered and cherry filled donut that is worth my time and effort to eat and possibly die from. I could only eat six at a time I think. Those other six are replacement donuts for my utility belt.

Julian Van Bores Super Girls



 

Steel Samurai Iron Man

Now THIS is a beautiful action figure.
 
 

Judy Hopps Doesn't Know How To Let ANYTHING Go


 

Why Are My Parties The Best?













 
As always, it's my guest list.
 

Coming Soon From Funko





 

Strange But TRUE!

The first webcam watched a coffee pot. It allowed researchers at Cambridge to monitor the coffee situation without leaving their desks.


The word "PEZ" comes from the German word for peppermint. PfeffErminZ.

 
In the 1970s, Mattel sold a doll called "Growing Up Skipper." Her breasts grew when her arm was turned.

 
In the 1980s, Pablo Escobar's Medellin Cartel was spending $2,500 a month on rubber bands just to hold all their cash.
 
 
When asked who owned the patent on the polio vaccine, Jonas Salk said, "Well, the people. There is no patent. Could you patent the sun?"
 
 

Editor Bennett Cerf challenged Dr. Seuss to write a book using no more than 50 different words. The result? Green Eggs and Ham.
 

In 1907, an ad campaign for Kellogg's Corn Flakes offered a free box of cereal to any woman who would wink at her grocer.


Hawaiian Punch was originally developed as a tropical flavored ice cream topping.

 
During a 2004 episode of Sesame Street, Cookie Monster said that before he started eating cookies, his name was Sid.

 
Fredric Baur invented the Pringles can. When he passed away in 2008, his ashes were buried in one.

 
The sum of all the numbers on a roulette wheel is 666.


After OutKast sang "Shake it like a Polaroid picture," Polaroid released this statement: "Shaking or waving can actually damage the image."

 
There are roughly 70 ingredients in the McRib.
 
 
When the mummy of Ramses II was sent to France in the mid-1970s, it was issued a passport. Ramses' occupation? "King (deceased)."


As part of David Hasselhoff's divorce settlement, he kept possession of the nickname "Hoff" and the catchphrase "Don't Hassle the Hoff."

 
 

Afternoon Captions